Friday, February 22, 2008

Oscar Drinking Game

Not to bump Fuge's Post - but this may be useful to your Oscar Viewing this weekend.

The Foundation Oscar Drinking Game

Drink Once if…..

  • Someone thanks God.
  • Someone cries
  • Someone mentions Heath Ledger
  • Someone gets played off by the orchestra
  • The parade of death shows someone you thought was alive

Drink Twice if…..

  • A winner goes on a political tirade
  • They pan to someone you thought was dead
  • You see the Denzel Washington Rule (this happens when the camera awkwardly points out other famous African American, Asian, Homosexual etc audience members when an award is being given) They also like to focus on any ex girlfriends/boyfriends in the audience - always classy

Social if…..

  • You see Jack Nicholson
  • Wardrobe malfunction
  • Someone trips
  • A winner/nominee is in the bathroom
  • Someone thanks Satan

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'll be drinking alone during the Oscars... but I'll still be drinking!