Sometimes you just know someone's a dick.

See this guy? This guy is a dick.

Is it the bad eye make up?

The shit ass tattoo?

The lack of shirt?

The bizarre hair?

His smug fucking face?

I dunno, but he sucks hard. If the overall shittyness of this song weren't enough to make me want to jab knitting needles in my ears, (apparently Boost's raison d’ être is tormenting me while I watch CSI on Spike - off topic, there is not one person CSI I don't' want to have a beer with and sex up, anyway), this weird ass white dude seals the deal. Look at him, he's a dick!

The first two people in the commercial are rappers, one I think I've even heard of before Jermain Dupree, granted I'm not much of a rap/hip hop fan, and the stuff I like is pretty old, but this commercial is just weak. Particularly annoying is the use of the word "Tippy", a grown man should not be using, and/or making up that word. Tippy sounds too much like Sippy, do you see Snoop drinking out of a sippy cup, hell no, he's got a goddamned golden chalice!!

So, after the first two guys extol the virtues of Boost Mobile, then out comes the ass clown above. Apparently, this guy is some sort of quasi famous rap/rock crossover dude. I looked him up, I know his name, I now even know a bit about his career, and while this blog is supposed to expand your mind with all things pop culture, F this guy. I'm not giving you his name, it's bad enough I'm even giving him this much attention, but damn that commercial and that guy annoy the ever living crap out of me. Everyone who worked on this should be sterilized, okay okay, some people were just doing their job. Where you at?

Watch the commercial if you must, you've been warned.