Firecrotch! Firecrotch! Firecrotch!

Ok, so there is this mega rich douchebag named Brandon something who hangs around with Paris Hilton - he got loaded and was "interview" by TMZ where he shared his drunken thoughts about Lindsey Lohan and her flaming red, freckle shooting v-jay. While, this dude is without question the biggest douchebag in the universe, I have to give him a mini golf clap for 1.) His dedication to 200$ Beer Summer and 2.) Firecrotch! Not since the Ginger kids episode of South Park have I seen such red pube bashing.

On a side note: I've been trying, with varying degrees of success, to lauch "Slam Pig" in 2006 - perhaps if my father were an oil magnate I'd have more success.

From Gawker or Defamer, I can't remember which:

The little war between Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan has a whole new front: Brandon Davis, the oil scion best known for boozing his way to the top of Los Angeles’ tower of celebutwat nightlife. The omnipresent cultural pornographers at TMZ have released a video shot last night, featuring Paris Hilton and Davis — who’s so drunk as to sport some impressive facial bloat. Always a gentleman, Davis defends his lady friend, ranting about Lohan for an impressive three-and-a-half minutes before throwing the ultimate gauntlet (as transcribed by our brother Defamer): “Lindsay Lohan is a firecrotch, she has freckles coming out of her vagina, and her clitoris is seven feet long.” Well, now you know.
For quick reference, we’ve put together a handy rundown of Davis’ important stats from the video:
• Usage of “fuck” (including “fucking”): 10
• References to Lohan’s freckles: 3
• References to Lohan’s genitalia (including her “pussy,” “skanky pussy,” and “7-ft long clit”): 5
• References to the orange/red color of Lohan’s pubic hair: 4
• Number of times Davis utters “firecrotch”: 10
• Unflattering references to Lohan’s attractiveness as compared to that of her incarcerated father: 1